Our photos are fascinating, erotic, exciting, and sometimes pretty strange. One of the most frequently asked questions we get is some version of: "What's going on in these pictures?" And frankly, we usually have no idea. So you tell us, and win memberships and cash prizes while you're at it.

Every WEDNESDAY, we'll put up a new photo that has something interesting going on and really needs a good caption. You tell us what you think the caption should be, and we pick the top 3 and list them in our Caption Contest Archive for everyone to enjoy.

Entries will be judged on two things: originality, and is it FUNNY? That's all. Crack us up and you win!

Caption Image for WEDNESDAY 2/13/08

Yikes! Were have we been for the last 5 months!
Truth be known, in court. But now we're back
And the Caption Contest that you've grown to
know and love will be coming back soon.
Stay tuned for future announcements

Enter a caption for this photo:

THIS POPULAR FEATURE COMING BACK SOON!
WATCH FOR UPDATES.

Past Caption Contests & Winners

Click on the pictures below to see who won past contests

2-6-08	1-23-08	1-2-08
12-5-07	11-14-07	10-17-07
10-3-07	9-12-07	8-29-07
Would you like to see our Caption Contest Archives? We have close to 200 past caption contest winners. In order to view these funny & witty winning captions you have to be a member.So what are you waiting for? Click here to join.
Stag films! - Cinema Erotique! - Sex Flicks! The RetroRaunch archive includes hundreds (thousands? We haven't finished counting..) of vintage stag films and strip tease reels, dating from the earliest days of film through the 70's. Every week we update our Members section with at least 2 new movies ... yet another advantage of being a RetroRaunch member. If this makes you feel sad and left out, there is an easy fix ... Join Us! Click Here to see a free vintage movie. RetroRaunch is the oldest and largest Vintage Porn site on the web. We opened our virtual doors in 1997, and we now offer over 50,000 pictures in easy-to-navigate galleries. We add to our archive 5 days a week, and we are expanding the variety of our exhibits all the time.
If you are looking to own classic porn on DVD or VHS, visit retrofilms.com and shop til you drop! All the classics are there, Devil in Miss Jones Behind the Green Door Debbie Does Dallas as well as new titles.

Notice: By entering this contest you are asserting that your entry is completely original and that you have a right to submit it for publication. You are also giving GDI, LLC dba RetroRaunch complete rights to the entry, to publish the entry in perpetuity in any form or manner we see fit.

Prizes are as follows:

For non-members:
#1 Weekly prize is 1 month membership in RetroRaunch
the 2 runners-up will each receive a 1 week membership in RetroRaunch.

Contestants who are active members of RetroRaunch at the close of the contest will receive the following:
#1 weekly winner will get a 90-day free extension to their existing membership
the 2 runner's up will get 1 month extensions.

All contestents MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE. If you win the contest and are not currently a member, we will require some kind of proof of age in order to award your membership prize.