Because we have no clue.

The best answers are always sharp, short, and original! (although they are sometimes long, involved and kinda stolen. It depends. We like to keep our options open.) And please don't forget it's about FUNNY... FUNNY IS EVERYTHING. Some of you...well, we love you and we are happy you love us too, but...well, your idea of funny is maybe not so much ours. (And we know we have, over the many years we've been doing this, demonstrated a decidedly obscure sense of humor ourselves. But since it's our contest...)

Is your answer the best? You get a full month free!

So please: crack us up. We love to laugh.

(By the way: if your caption ranks as 2nd or 3rd best, we'll give you a week free.)

We need all of this week's entries in no later than midnight, SUNDAY, APRIL 11.
(We thought we'd build in the lateness this time.)

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Notice: By entering this contest you are asserting that your entry is completely original and that you have a right to submit it for publication. You are also giving GDI, LLC dba RetroRaunch complete rights to the entry, to publish the entry in perpetuity in any form or manner we see fit.

Prizes are as follows:

For non-members:
#1 Weekly prize is 1 month membership in RetroRaunch
the 2 runners-up will each receive a 1 week membership in RetroRaunch.

Contestants who are active members of RetroRaunch at the close of the contest will receive the following:
#1 weekly winner will get a 90-day free extension to their existing membership
the 2 runner's up will get 1 month extensions.

All contestents MUST BE 18 YEARS OF AGE. If you win the contest and are not currently a member, we will require some kind of proof of age in order to award your membership prize.